Appropriate things to say to a pregnant woman:
- You look beautiful!
- From behind, you don't even look pregnant.
- Here - take my seat.
- You're glowing!
- Would you like to share my sandwich?
- You're all baby.
- Can I help you carry [insert heavy item here]?
- You are amazing.
- I have snacks in my desk if you are hungry.
- Yes.
Inappropriate things to say to a pregnant woman:
- Are you sure you're only XX months along?
- How much weight have you gained anyway?
- Are you eating again?
- My wife only gained 15 pounds when she was pregnant with our baby.
- Are you still pregnant?
- I think you've gotten bigger since yesterday!
- Calm down - that's just your hormones.
- I ate the last ice cream sandwich.
- Oh my God, you're huge!
- No.
Y'all best take note...or beware the wrath of the huge, hungry, about-to-pop, hormonal pregnant woman.
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