It's Good To Be King

When I become the head of some sort of governing body (when not if), I will institute the following law first.
Every person on the road must have one of those "How's My Driving?" stickers posted on their car. And they must include a phone number.
And then, when someone tailgates me at high speeds in heavy traffic, I will call their number. At 2 a.m. And I will yell. And then I will feel better.